Kool Thing

Yo. I said yo! Are you ready for a phat new pack of cigarettes? Are you tired of your brand’s played out, wack packaging? Then get wit this, son. Kool be rocking some dope new cigarettes. Tha Kool Mixx Special Edition cigarettes got tight-ass grafix. We talkin’ dudes reprezentin’, DJs on tha 1s & 2s, and party people just doing they thang. Nah mean, kid? Still not convinced? Awight. Check it. These stixx come with flavas like Caribbean Chill and Mocha Taboo. And the best part… When you buy two pax, u get a a free “stick radio” with tiny ear plugz.

Of course, Brown & Williamson denies any attempt to target black youths. “That is simply not our objective, and we would not want that,” lies Marketing VP Ludo Cremers.

April 1st, 2004