Clowns Scare Me

Looking for a Christmas gift for that “hard-to-please” friend or loved one? Head on over to eBay and place a bid on this scary ass clown doll. Here’s some info: “I bought this Clown doll a few months ago. It looks like it was made in the 40’s or 50’s, This is a large clown, 30 in. tall. The shoulders are a foot wide. The hands and shoes are made out of some kind of felt. Someone has patched the shoes. The body
is firmly stuffed muslin. I believe the head is rubber, painted and in very good condition, no scuffing. The eyes are inset, I believe plastic. The hair I think is curly lambs wool, it is glued on. The clothes are great, the shirt buttons, even the sleeves, the pants are snapped and zippered, also has plastic suspenders and front and back pockets. The vest is lined. The only worn places are the bottom of the shoes, ( ISN’T THAT ODD ? ) they are faded, patched, and holes on the bottoms, otherwise it is in great condition. There are no marks and he can stand on his own. Very sturdy.

Ever since I had it, weird things started to happens. I started to hear small children whispering and giggling, and I also heard foot steps. I would leave it in one place and the next thing you know it is somewhere else. I thought it was my imagination. So I attentionaly left it in the corner of my living room to monitor it and a few days later, it moved about 3 feet away from where I had left it. I wanted to know more information about
the doll. Maybe it was cherished by a small child that passed away and somehow lives through it…”

November 22nd, 2002